Steven Phillips-Horst
Apr 19, 2023 BY
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If you live in an expensive, desirable place like New York City or Key Largo, try swapping apartments with a young freelancer in a Tier 4 city who probably lives in a massive loft. For free. Put your performative Airbnb guilt to good use—take a midcation!
Apr 19, 2023
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Your ass doesn’t need to be a paved tunnel. Some of these gays douche the second they wake up, just in case they get fucked on the way to Starbucks. It’s so transactional. Live in the moment!
Apr 19, 2023
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Epic construction fails, men doing crazy unsafe jobs, and occasional near-death misses. It’s a testament to the chaos of society, the benefits of regulation, the pratfalls of development, and the fragility of humanity. Call it manual labor fetishism, but it’s good to see real men doing things and be reminded of how weak you are.
Apr 19, 2023
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If you have the temerity to start a podcast in this economy, I would encourage you to google things like “Noise Gate,” Compressor,” “De-Esser,” and “best EQ settings for spoken word.” Good luck!
Apr 19, 2023
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This is a hybrid talk/country music radio show and I can’t believe it’s taken society this long to make something this good. I love hearing new tracks from C-list Nasvhille chicas mixed with slacker-savant host Sam Buck’s roving commentary on topics like Brittany Aldean totally shitting the bed on her Tucker Carlson appearance. Saddle up!
Apr 19, 2023
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What are you afraid of? You think someone’s gonna kill you? Don’t flatter yourself.
Apr 19, 2023
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The MyPillow guy’s self-published memoir, read aloud in his thick Minnesotan accent. He’s a professional card counter, constantly $80k in the hole, blowing coke in his Chevy, chased by cops, threatened by drug dealers in Mexico, all while running 3 bars in greater Minneapolis. And that’s before he invents the pillow.
Apr 19, 2023
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I think my analyst is Freudian, but I have a soft spot for Jung because my parents are from LA. I love hearing analysts use terms like “the imp of the perverse” to talk about procrastination. I especially love the dream analysis, where they’ll tell some random guy the burning hearth in his dream means he’s taking on a feminine role in his marriage.
Apr 19, 2023
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A groundbreaking reality show that will 100% force you to realize you, too, are constantly reenacting childhood family dynamics with your current partner. Watch with your husband to see how strong your marriage is.
Apr 19, 2023
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When people say “video games are art” they usually mean Death Stranding, or some other cinematic opus with adult themes (bisexual characters). I mean this children’s game. Webslinging through Manhattan at 100 mph—soaring above midtown’s concrete canopy then swandiving through its glass canyons—it’s balletic, liberating, a fusion of viewer and subject that only the medium of video games can provide.
Apr 19, 2023