Jordan Firstman is a Los Angeles-based writer, actor, and comedian, and the star of SebastiĆ”n Silvaās latest film, Rotting In The Sun, which premiered at Sundance earlier this year. Besides having written, produced, and acted in projects such as Search Party, The Other Two, Big Mouth, and Ms. Marvel, Jordan got famous for his viral Instagram series of impressions and character sketches back in 2020. He was recently profiled in publications including Vanity Fair, The Hollywood Reporter, and interviewed by Robert Pattinson in an article for Interview Magazine that is too good. The satirical and meta black comedy Rotting In The Sun is available to stream on MUBI and Perfectly Imperfect readers can check it out for free with this link. Jordan has great taste, and lucky for us, heās here to tell us what heās been into.Ā
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Iāve been shouting this queens name for the last year and Iām not gunna stop. The marvel universe was the last piece of art that made me fall to the knees, stay on my knees, suck till it was finished, leave bruised. Fat Joan forever. Heās a genius, heās hot, heās my dad and my mentor and my muse. He also wrote āMaps to the starsā and it has a 15 year child actor saying faggot jew (or is it jew faggot?) in it!!! Itās mia wasikowskaās most iconic performance. I would die for bruce wagner with his cock in my mouth. Heās straight too ! His girlfriend Jamie is an angel too. I wanna have dinner at sunset tower with them every night.
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Oh my gatos ! In this point of view, shawtie bae is richness, famousness, Gucciness, dulceness, sometimes sadness, but always entertainmentness. She is my favorite tiktoker of 2023. Anyways ! Dis gurrrrr. These are all shawtie bae original phrases. I donāt think people realize how hard it is to make a catch phrase that sticks. Shawtie bae has a new brilliant catch phrase every 2 weeks. Her running through a 2000 person crowd of fans at the mall with a military security team is peak culture.https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7LMoJV/https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7LMoJV/
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Ur done bitch ! The plan didnāt work! Saying the word based is 8-10x more cringe than me doing an impression of bananas breads publicist.
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Itās just the coolest. Deep deep levels of cool ingrained in her. She should have gotten the Louis Vuitton gig over Pharrell. Itās kinda the only thing I wanna wear. Itās so effortless.
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Idk itās a new drug I tried at whole festival in Berlin. Itās a derivative of 3mmc or 4mmc but it was goooood. I took it right before Juliana huxtables set and mama she was flyin.
She didnāt put in on SOS but itās one of my favorite sza songs ever made. She posted it with a video on her Instagram. It makes me cry.āI can't stop till my shit shineI can't stop till I rŠµach myPerfectā¦Tic-toc, till it go awayTime waits for nary manI rŠµgret all the things we said in hasteKnowing the golden hour awaits for meTwilight calls my nameāGod bless you sza. you changed my life.
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Sorry you canāt all be granted access but she is making me LOL more than any other close friends on IG. I love her.
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A transcendent theatre experience. I knew it would be genius because itās Kate but I literally couldnāt sleep the night I saw it thinking about the layers of brilliance. Itās like space, you wanna understand it, but itās so vast in its scope that it starts to hurt and you start to feel small if you think too deeply about it. So you just have to laugh.
I like my gummies super hard and cold. The world mix is great because it has everything, although I donāt love the ones with the white kinda nuggety texture in the middle. I never eat those.
Mix with a little light moisturizer in your palm and itās the best glow of your life. MENā¦ use this. I wear it almost every time I go out.
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