Joseph Campbell said, âfollow your bliss.â Cynics be like, âSure, Vack, I follow my bliss every night to the River (bar)!â Donât listen to cynics. Instead, stand with Joe and me, and dream the impossible dream. Following your bliss does not mean chasing pleasure, it is pursuing the life you truly want. The life you envision when you get quiet and stop thinking. Remember, your âplan Bâ is someone elseâs âplan A,â so go for âplan A!â
If youâve taken Vacting class, youâve heard me say this. The reality of following your bliss can be difficult. On your journey you may be tempted by negativity and self-doubt. You may even want to think extremely negative thoughts like I suck or Iâm gonna kill myself if I donât win an Oscar this year.Donât listen to these thoughts. Negativity is too easy/undisciplined. Instead, practice telling yourself positive stories about yourself and your journey.Try these positive thought templates if youâre feeling stuck:âI am the best __________ who ever lived.ââI am the most _________ person of all time.ââAll my dreams came true.âPractice having the thoughts you would have if you already achieved your dreams. Go for it! No one can hear you! Indulge in extreme positivity! This is how to manifest real world positive outcomes. Trust me, no one you admire found success hating themselves or dwelling on real or imagined failures.Even if you want to create a tortured poet, brat, perfectly imperfect, scene of niche creatives, clout bomb shrapnel, anti-clout, theater of cruelty, post-responsibility, skitzo, beef-magnet, twisted cycle-path persona, I still believe youâll do it more effectively from a foundation of positivity.
Dear Haters, keep sucking, Iâm about to cum(plete this list). Being a lover is powerful. Being a lover is productive. Being a hater is cucked and pathetic.
I get it. Life is hard and people can be horrible. Iâll admit, hate gave me the juice to write this list. Did you write one even one Perfectly Imperfect? I thought this morning in a fantasy fight with an imaginary hater (an activity I do not recommend). Did you create a new genre of Perfectly Imperfect! I thought, and an idea was born! So, if you hate, have fun with hate! Use hate to stimulate creativity and convert it into energy for following your bliss and telling yourself a positive story about yourself!
I started writing poetry this year and now I am a famous poet. People are calling me âthe Elis Burrau of Dimes Square,â and Elis, âSwedenâs Peter Vack.â Itâs beautiful. I used to use prose journaling like therapy and have around a hundred million words dedicated to my suffering from ages 19-37. But now I prefer poetry for processing lifeâs extremes. The rigor of concision and rhyme is more effective I find for quieting the mind and reducing suffering.
Meme poetry is another genre I created. A meme poem is a poem made of meme phrases. A meme phrase is a crowd-sourced aphorism you customize. Meme poetry is a writerâs life hack I recommend if youâre looking for a fun/easy way to write poetry.Hereâs how to write a meme poem. Take a bunch of your favorite meme phrases like:âNoooo put me back I _________________ââYou come to me on this the day ___________ââWhen________ beat the ________ allegationsâ*Somali Pirate Voice* âLook at me I am _______nowâFill in the blanks and use your personalized meme phrases as lines in a poem!I like to repeat phrases over and over, for example:Nooooo put me back I was a geriatric millennial with a gen z mindsetNooooo put me back I was committed to the bitNooooo put me back I was Instagramâs only psychoanalystNooooo put me back I was podding with Throwing FitsNooooo put me back I was publishing Alternative LitWhen poetry beat the no new genres allegationsWhen self-help beat the cringe allegationsWhen meme poetry beat the exclusive allegationsYou come to me on this the day of my 2nd Perfectly Imperfect listYou come to me on this the day I tell you all to follow your blissYou come to me on this the day you order my novel SillyboyYou come to me on this the writing meme poetry fills me with joy*Somali Pirate Voice*Look at me I am Miranda July nowLook at me I am Tony Robbins NowLook at me I am Eckhart TolleLook at me I am a Brad Troemel healing influencer post carouselLook at me I am wishing you well
Now that you wrote a poem, you should read it at a reading! Readings are hot right now. Even Honor Levy is pro-readings these days. Readings are cheaper than movies or plays and create community which is essential for longevity and mental health.
People say going online is bad for mental health and theyâre not entirely wrong. But aside from inducing the occasional bout of mania or depression, Iâve also met my best friends and cultivated profound life experiences going online. So, go for it! Get your screen time up! Like, post, scroll, or participate in a group chat for recovering edgelord men! Like I always say, âitâs never a crime to have fun online!â
I didnât touch grass until I was 16 years old, but it changed my life for the better! Nature can be more restorative than man-made cures/therapies, so how can I not recommend touching grass!
I confess this isnât self-help, but I gotta follow my bliss and recommend Dimes Square. Iâm a provincial hometown guy. I love NYC. I love Dimes Square. In his Perfectly Imperfect, Jordan Firstman said, âDimes Square is done.â But thatâs not true. Like I always say, âevery time you hear, âDimes Square is cooked,â a TikToker clicks the partiful link for Cassidy and Annabelâs Confessions at Sov House.â