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Imo, that's what they're there for. I'm not holding it for 10 hours just so somebody else can briefly pretend that their colleagues don't take shits.
Apr 3, 2025
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Save your routine morning poop for the workplace and start your day with a nice little break. They can’t tell you no! Nobody will know it was you! And if they do, they literally can’t say anything about it, it would be ~unprofessional~. It’s a social lockout. Chances are your employee bathroom is pretty well-maintained and there is the added benefit of having some extra cushion time in your morning routine. And if you have a fear of pooping outside of your home, get over it, everybody poops and no one cares or is too socially afraid to mention it.
Jan 29, 2024
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If u don‘t smoke taking a toilet break genuinely is the bestttttt sighhh. I may be in the toilet right now.
Jan 1, 2025
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I’m gonna go either way, might as well get paid for it.
Apr 15, 2025
Top Recs from @daphne
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My friend and I happened upon this. Meaning, strive to live your life in a way that makes you feel hot. Dress to feel hot. Talk to feel hot. Do whatever you do, but in a way that makes you feel like you're worthy of the love and adoration and crushes and desire you deserve. This does not mean "sexy" necessarily--hotness is always shifting and has many forms. But reach deep inside and you'll find that your own personal method and mode of hotness can always, and most of the time is, an excellent guide.
Jun 8, 2024
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tough but worth it
Feb 25, 2025
Kind of a genre of medieval paintings, but confirms to me how horny people have always been and how we've always had to sublimate our desires into the dominant culture. It's so weirdly explicit and bizarre, and has so many layers in how it would have been used: a painting to look at, a page in a prayer book to speak as a script, a physical object to touch and venerate and meditate with.... like imagine people fingering this "wound" and being like, yes this is honestly totally about jesus. Crazy.
Aug 2, 2024