mandatory part of the human condition, i fear. i have like 58 but thats besides the point
May 30, 2025

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No shame here - I'm a nurse, and EXTREMELY superstitious anytime someone says something along the lines of: "Gee, seems like a SLOW day around here..." "Wow, it sure has been QUIET this shift..." Basically - don't jinx anything! Even if you THINK about these statements, it's a surefire way to guarantee it'll get BUSY or LOUD reeeaaaallllyyy QUICKLY!
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@SQUASHBLOSSOM ur preaching to the choir. don’t speak all that into existence!!
Jun 1, 2025
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Woo woo girls have more fun <3
May 30, 2025
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holding my breath while driving through a tunnel otherwise i’m gonna have bad luck 😓
May 30, 2025
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@KILLCHARLIE me in every tunnel but not bc of any beliefs i’m just scared of going through of them
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100% agree. I‘m a sucker for crystals and lavender essential oil
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everything you do is monitored by some external force, all your online activity, movement across places is digitally monitored by your devices and sent to god knows where thats kind of real though
May 30, 2025
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@HUXSID this is so realand i think abt say like the puritans who lived in fear of an omniscient god. we are never free from gaze it’s just more tangible now.
May 30, 2025
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@HUXSID wow that sentence was very beautiful and well put!!! i fully agree w u
May 31, 2025
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I say this with complete sincerity the moon is alive and listening. do with that what you will
May 30, 2025
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@PLUM_DISTINCTIVE and i’m listening to her too!
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I turn down my music when passing cemeteries and sometimes wave. There’s definitely some people in there I would have been friends with.
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@REAGANHEARTSCANADA this is so kind omg im sure they get lonely sometimes
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god i think that if i lie to flake on someone then whatever i lied about will happen to me. and other generally superstitious things
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@BAGELLUVR444 omg same. all u guys are making me feel seen and valid
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@BAGELLUVR444 every time i lied and called out of my old job to hang out with my best friend, she would end up suffering the affliction. food poisoning? alyssa is yakking the moment she gets home. car problems? alyssa’s battery dies next time she gets into her car. karma is listening, but i think she got us mixed up
May 30, 2025
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@ROOGBY that sucks for alyssa but kind of cute for the cosmic significance of ur friendship
May 31, 2025
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@BAGELLUVR444 you put it into perfect words im sending her a screenshot of that
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yes like I always sleep with Obsidian under my pillow
May 30, 2025
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@WISTERIA woo woo belief #423: im too scared to mess with crystals and such ever again bc i had a coincidental worst year of my life at the time i wore moldavite ring
May 30, 2025
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@DEARDOVESWINGS oh man
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my woo woo belief is that if i don’t say “penny penny bring me good luck for im the one who picked you up” every time i pick up a heads up penny. if i dont say it very very bad things will happen to me
May 30, 2025
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@_____SYDNEY___ this is actually so cute …reminds me how i wish on eyelashes and cat whiskers for some reason
May 30, 2025
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what should my woo woo belief be i fear i do not have one
May 30, 2025
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@OISEAUX hmmm let’s start small maybe no opening umbrellas indoors
May 30, 2025
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me with moon phases
May 30, 2025
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@IMHARD yup…i try not to drink on full moons for example (one time i did despite all signs pointing to no and it was the first and only time i blacked out)
May 30, 2025
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this is how to live a holistic life
May 30, 2025
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@LUCIUS health is wealth…but now i’m curious if u have any bc u strike me as a fairly practical fellow
May 30, 2025
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@LUCIUS i am extremely practical, yet i can’t help but believe in god. i was also raised in a culture were spirits are very real. and i treat 3 as a lucky number even though i don’t believe in luck
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@LUCIUS same to the point about god, even if my version of god doesn’t match popular culture. we have to allow some sort of awe sometimes.
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@LUCIUS what’s your version?
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@LUCIUS to make it as simple as i can: an agender being present throughout all of us and nature. i guess what we would consider our “souls”. god got us here and keeps us going but what we decide to do is not “controlled” by them. like perhaps this is crazy to say but life itself is the “holy spirit” to me.
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@LUCIUS very similar understanding 🤝
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Samsies what’s your favorite one 🤭
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@ARIASCALLING truly i posted this one today bc i was thinking about the idea of love spells/trying to force a hand at love and how it’s bound to not end well. i also am scared of the ghosts at my job so i tell myself if i think really hard i can convince them im a good person and they won’t bother me.
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@DEARDOVESWINGS please teach me the love spell!! I really need it for this guy
May 30, 2025
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as long as it doesn’t disenfranchise people or affect public health like who cares am i right? i feel like it’s fine
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@CHRONICWEBUSER exactly like i’m fully vaxxed and intend on staying that way but god forbid a girl sees a sign in her tea leaves
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@DEARDOVESWINGS HAHA exactly god forbid i have a fucking 444 tattoo
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You truly get me…
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@TATERHOLE i speak for the people
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