Issy Wood
Jul 30, 2024 BY
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I dated a tearful alcoholic in 2022 which, as a sober person, was like dating the ghost of Christmas past. But I did learn of these beds from him, so I have few regrets. They’re British-made, will destroy most bank accounts, and I still haven’t quite forgiven myself for buying one. I believe the mattress topper cured my back pain, however.
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I must’ve made at least 70% of my paintings to this podcast, and ruined maybe 5% of those from laughing so hard my brush slipped. Now that Shane Gillis is un-cancelled and a mainstream success, it is widely considered safe to find him funny. But this is one bandwagon I am proud to have jumped on early, and I stood firm through the controversy. Gillis is my most potent parasocial crush to this day.
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I love all the early 20th century tube posters, commissioned in part to help Londoners overcome their fear of travelling underground and get them to take fewer taxis. For some reason the best ones are by a Frenchman named Jean Dupas, but there is nothing quite like a hand-painted advert of any kind. My favourite of his is from 1933, captioned “establish a picnic and pass the day together”. I like it for the phrase “establish a picnic”, but also because the painting looks nothing like London.
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This is by far the most wholesome podcast on my weekly roster. The perfect panacea for a potentially toxic urge to hear men talking to other men about men’s stuff and whether things are gay or not. I love it most because my beloved friend Naomi Fry (PI #76, #457) is a Co-host. We text 9 million times a day but it’s also nice to hear her voice on an expensive mic.
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This album is 7 years old, but I still return to all 1 hour and 39 minutes of it regularly. My friend Gina and I used to listen to it in our shared studio during art school and it made us more unpopular than we already were. The synths are deranged, the lyrics are deceptively banal, and the tempos are confusing. I’m told by more knowledgeable rap fans than I that Lil B walked so that RXKnephew could run. My favourite tracks are “Bad Mf”, “Wasup JoJo” and “Ride (Hold Up)”.