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Birds and bees this.... and birds don't exist that... We get it people (used to have sex) but stopped because of whatever reason... I blame glyphosate. Either way, we need to bring sex back and I have a strategy that could match the unusual complexity of modern dating. Nothing screams 'ready for a dark triad,water sign, otherkin, polyamorous, horny, afters (party) crisis.' quite like dousing yourself in bee cologne, I think?
Aug 23, 2023
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An orchid that looks like a bee so that bees will try to fuck it and in doing so pollinate it???? I don’t understand how evolution works if it makes orchids that accurately look like that happy bees.
Feb 20, 2024
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This could be one of those rare things that – somehow – reminds you who you are, or who you used to be, those parts you thought were gone. (And trust me, there will be threads. So many threads.) I’ve learned, too, that there are whole stretches of life where you’ve been a stranger to yourself for so long that admitting it feels terrifying, insane even. But without that one thing to confess to, to get honest with – to untangle the mess of ordinary, maddening thoughts – you might never know what’s actually there, buried under the static.
Nov 14, 2024
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Taking your time to increase the quality of what you are doing will improve almost every activity or outcome.
Dec 26, 2023
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It’s nice to log off TikTok, IG, and Twitter for a few days or a week and use much more low key socials to get a new perspective. I’ve mostly been into Letterbox and Duolingo. PYI also fits this vibe. Sipping some iced green tea on a farm in the Midwest not giving a shit about people’s online today. ❤️🔥
May 6, 2024