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My brother started customizing my water labels for stage. Now instead of Poland Spring I drink “Rockstar Water.” Why haven’t I been doing this for longer? At one show the audience noticed it and made me spray it on them. So I performed an almost informal “rockstar” baptism. It was amazing.
Jul 12, 2023
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Anyone who knows me knows there's always a green bottle somewhere in my vicinity. I've been drinking this water for over 15 years, before it was popular. When I was in Austin for a job I went to the deli and picked some up and as the gentleman was checking me out he says, "Elvis water, huh." I ask him, "What do you mean?" and he goes, "Elvis used to only drink Mountain Valley Water. It was like his thing." Turns out, on the MV website, they remark that it was the water Elvis exclusively drank and if it was good enough for Elvis...
Nov 30, 2023
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they all taste different! i’ve made becoming a sparkling water sommelier my mission in life and my whole personality. do a blind taste test on a hot summer day and you’ll understand the thrill of being me 👩❤️💋👩
Jan 8, 2024
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This is anything. Lemon juice, sure. Immunity stuff, even better. But I’m mostly talking about these little bullshit individual serving size powder sticks to put in your water bottle to make it taste more exciting. They make so many iconic american flavors like Pink Starburst and Arizona Tea and Grape Skittles, but my favorite are the Gatorade ones. We travel a lot to places with limited access to our distinctly teenage taste in beverages, so wielding the ability to turn water into Gatorade is nearly biblical. Listen, my grown adult man husband really perpetuates this lifestyle but the thing I learned about being an adult is that you can do it any way you want. Like you would for a child. Or a dog. I put my dog’s medicine in a spoonful of peanut butter. Why would I not put my hydration in something that tastes like a late night run to a 7-11, or an icy cooler emptied over your head after you won the big game? I definitely finesse the ratio because they can be really flavorful and I like the threat of the flavor more than the full experience, but do you. It’s worth noting that they also make root beer sticks, and Celsius energy ones, so you can mix them with sparkling water or whatever. There’s nootropics and vitamins and I’ve seen Margaritaville brand ones if you’re into mixology or alchemy, the possibilities are endless. I think these are all bad for you.
Jul 7, 2022
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You never know how important this is until you can’t get it. Our tour bus driver says it’s banned in Australia. I guess there’s something in throat coat tea that’s legal in USA but not in Australia. But the Aussie singers consistently ask for it (so he says). I’m on tour right now and for whatever reason it was left off the rider for a couple shows in a row. Then the next day in Detroit we were staying at MGM resorts and casino and everyone was walking around with a TEA KETTLE prize that they all received for being special MGM resort members. THE UNIVERSE WAS TAUNTING ME!!! All I could see were people walking around with brand new tea kettles. What a turn of events. Anyways, get throat coat tea and keep the voice smooth.
Jul 12, 2023
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It makes the whole act of watching TV more fun. Sometimes I’ll even double screen and put something scenic on the projector on my ceiling while watching a show on the TV. Constant entertainment and stimulation from all angles.
Jul 12, 2023
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Sometimes I go on FaceTime rampages and call all my friends until someone picks up. The issue is when they don’t… So now if they don’t pick up I immediately send a video of me talking about what I was gonna say. It’s like a little performance to an audience of one. It scratches the same itch AND it’s efficient.
Jul 12, 2023