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Are you tempted by shiny things? Do you like going to the pool? Do you wish your skin shined but in a low-key effortless way, like Rihanna? Well, too bad! Nobody comes close to Rihanna! But, dear reader, if you like shiny things and baring the skin you're in, I've got the stuff. And it smells vaguely like those rocket popsicles, the red, white, and blue ones that were summer staples when life was easier (see: 2003) (I say "easier" because I was 9), which is always comforting. Anyway, I'm always so tempted by sparkly body oils but only in theory (has anyone tried that Tom Ford glitter stuff?!); I don't like getting glitter all over and I also don't like looking like I'm going to a pride rave. That's why I'm so amazed at the sheer shine of this aptly-named Fairy Godmother gel. You could apply it with your eyes closed, that's how easy and low-key it is. Physically, it comes in a divine glass bottle with a great little pump. The kicker? It's full of vitamin C and other powerful nutrients that will probably make you age well, like Madonna! Don't quote me though. Oh, the places you'll glow.
Jul 20, 2021
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This product came into my life by way of a PR package and I did not anticipate it changing my everything. It might be the only skincare product I need. It is this super thick, viscous, goopy (calm down), almost vaseline-like stuff that you put on your face and just makes you look dewy and juicy and damp (relax). It's incredible if you have Saharan level dry skin like me and looks so pretty underneath makeup. I imagine this is what that Rhode products are going for but, in my opinion, are not quite accomplishing. This stuff truly gives you that âglazedâ look. And it's so cheap for how much you get and how long it lasts. I put this stuff everywhere.
Sep 1, 2023
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This recommendation is just an umbrella to tell you about all the things I use in the hopes that it will keep my skin looking nubile dewy and fresh. I'm a woman who dates younger men, so Iâve got to keep the elasticity of my face tight, baby! It's a nightmare out there! So here are some things that make me feel like I have some control over the inevitable deterioration of my face and body.The following recommendations are for exfoliating, moisturizing, and the regeneration of collagen: Good Genes by Sunday Riley, Omnilux red light collagen producing face mask. This mask is terrifying. This shit will scare away any person you're dating. Which might be a good thing. If they canât handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your⌠zzzzzz. Collagen powder in my smoothies. I met a 70 year old woman with perfect GLOWING skin, barely a wrinkle and she attributed it all to daily collagen powder. Everyday Oil - smells incredible and I truly believe it is a magic potion that makes everything better. Use it all over your body. Including your face, Epsom salt baths (good for relieving water retention and also nice for sore muscles). Iâll pour 3 pounds of epsom salt, as well as Shea Butter and Almond scented bubble bath, and luxuriate in a bath for LITERALLY (and Iâm using the word âliterallyâ correctly) for 3 hours. Every man Iâve EVER been naked with says I have the softest skin because of it. They canât ALL be lying. Actually, I take that back. They could be.
Mar 31, 2023
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Iâve been one Motherâs muses since 2018 and Iâve been blessed enough obtain free make up from the ultimate #1 brand in the industry. This essence has literally aged me backwards where my friends have commented on the way my skin looks since Iâve used this amazing product. Shout out to mutha ! I love you forever.
May 30, 2024
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I know. I know. Miss Joe did that. They are exactly what they say they are - rice cake thins dipped in dark chocolate on one side. I've experimented so I can tell you that putting them in the freezer is the way to go. The chocolate hardens a bit but the rice cake stays the same (cardboard-y and delicious). The best way to enjoy them is to take two of them and - wait for it - put peanut butter in the middle. Hello, healthy peanut butter cup! I know it's not actually healthy, but it really does feel like a crunchy treat you'd find at, like, the farmer's market. They're good alone, too, so please don't think peanut butter is required in order to enjoy them. They come in a yellow package so they're hard to miss on the shelves. Pretty sure they're in the snack aisle. What am I saying? Trader Joe's is one big snack aisle.
Jul 20, 2021
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Muting people is free therapy. I'm telling you - out of sight, out of mind. Unfollowing can be messy and scary (for no reason) so the next best thing to take someone off your mind and your feed is a quick MUTE. I do this on Twitter and Instagram when I'm just not vibing with someone's vibes. It's not always a permanent thing; sometimes I mute someone for a couple of weeks, just so I can miss them a bit. I think it's easy to forget that you're in charge of your own social media consumption - you don't need to see everyone, everyday. The person you muted obviously won't know they've been muted, so you don't need to worry about any sus confrontations. Sometimes I'll even mute people for being too hot. Like...I don't need to be seeing you on the daily, sir. Try the mute button today!
Jul 20, 2021
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I got a SolaWave last month and I pick it up almost nightly. It's this futuristic wand thing that combines microcurrents (tea) with red light therapy (wig) to make your skin....better? It gets warm and vibrates while you lightly wave it over your skin. I kept seeing it in Instagram ads so to try the real thing is very satisfying. You know, after watching complete strangers get paid to talk about how they don't have wrinkles anymore because of it. Wonderful! I'm luckily not old enough to have that many wrinkles, but I think it does even out tone and make my skin tighter? All I know is that I've tried Gua Sha and it was very hard to stick to. I think this has a similar vibe of being something-you-Do-for-your-Skin, but it's more futuristic and does the work for you. For my aesthetic-oriented people, the wand itself is this gorgeous brushed ombre metal and it looks swag on a nightstand.
Jul 20, 2021