the best gift i ever gave myself. every single night you will find me sitting on that thing. legs butt back feet. and then i sleep like a new born babe.
you know the episode of the league where Jason Mantzoukas is addicted to his toilet seat (because it’s made of cocaine)? That’s me with this wearable heated neck massager (minus the drug part, as far as I know… i got it from Amazon though so who knows actually). It is my prized possession. I miss it when I’m away from home. Life changing and inexpensive! Great for selfies too.
The saving grace of my workouts, and a massage chair all in one hand. Over time this thing has actually become an incentive in of itself for me to workout because I so eagerly look forward to using it after going ham and abusing myself. It’s a good bonding device for me and my girlfriend too, a 2021 alt to the “backscratchers” of the boomer generation. For me it’s the best kind of gun.
I take a specific supplement with reishi mushrooms called ImmuCore by Metagenics. I swear by them. If I feel the tickle of a cold coming I take 2 and I do. not. get. sick. They are a magic pill. I have been exposed to covid, the flu, the common cold, and these little mfkers have saved me.
a podcast. if you know me you know that i love animals. they are my other life’s passion. if i wasn’t trying to be a pop star i’d be a marine biologist, or i’d go volunteer at a sloth sanctuary in costa rica or something like that. probably will someday anyway. This podcast is the best. The host Macken Murphy picks a species of animal and spends a whole episode talking about them and why they’re cool. The beaver episode is my favorite. Beavers are my favorite animal. I could write an essay about why they are the best animal but it’s probably easier for you to just listen to the show.
my kryptonite. I will go through a bag in about 30 seconds. i feel like it’s an exercise for your brain because of the intensity of the flavor: sweet, tangy, salty, umami. One time I ate 2 bags in one sitting and my tongue was sore for about 48 hours because of the acidity.