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You have to be a member to shop here. Members only. Sorry. It’s called luxury branding. Can’t let just anybody in on these deals. These softer than soft, warm, fuzzy deals. Better luck in the next life. What’s that, you don’t need a membership to buy online? Aw naw!
Apr 3, 2023
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if you live by yourself or with just one other person you might say ‘Why do I need to buy bulk? I don’t have enough storage for 300 rolls of toilet paper.’
But it’s not about quantity it’s about quality and service…
Their buyers are pretty selective about assessing the value of prospective goods to sell. Their generic label Kirkland Signature aims to sell products that are of equal or better quality than name brands for a lower price (I buy K-Sig organic olive oil, organic coconut oil, blocks of aged parmigiano reggiano, organic lemon ginger kombucha, organic cashews, frozen wild sockeye salmon, grass fed butter from new zealand)…
Their prices on imported cheese are crazy and I’m always buying stupid fun new snacks desserts and treats there to try. I don’t really drink anymore but their alcohol selection is great.
You can return anything at any time no questions asked with the exception of electronics which has a time window. Twice when I was a broke young woman I returned all of my uneaten and half-eaten pantry and frozen foods including literally one ravioli and got like $200 cash (I don’t do this anymore… don’t do this)… I do return and repurchase my sonicare toothbrush nearly every year because they have some kind of a manufacturing defect that makes the motor break prematurely and I would rather deal with Costco than go to the manufacturer.
Don’t even get me started on the luxury bidet deals and this is a whole other necessity I will get into at a later time.
They sell luxury beauty items and fragrance at a significant markdown on their site.
Prescriptions are cheaper there than nearly anywhere else and you don’t even need a membership to buy them.
They offer discounts to members like insanely cheap rental cars and moving trucks, travel packages, auto/home/pet insurance, and they have an auto buyer program where Costco pre negotiates a deal for you with local dealerships.
In fiscal year 2023 Costco’s profit margin was only 2.6% and they make 73% of their profit from membership sales so they really are giving you a great value for your membership. I’ve heard they treat their employees well. And if you get an executive membership and shop there often enough with the check you get at the end of the year the membership pays for itself.
No I don’t work for Costco but I swear my eternal fealty to them…
Apr 16, 2024
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do yourself a favor, it’s worth it 🔥
Jan 31, 2024
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Might be boxy and masculine but this is the best white tee I know for the price. Plus we’re Costco guys of course I can’t forget the double chunk chocolate cookie. Boom!!!!
Jun 1, 2024
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That thing is your style. Probably it’s still raw, which is why others don’t see what you see. Refine your thing, your idiosyncrasy. Sharpen it but don’t smooth out all the rough edges, these are what stick in people’s brains. Be inelegant. Be brave.
Apr 3, 2023
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Coyotes are a problem where I live. They have no fear of humans because we’re mostly wimps. So they cruise around without a care, day and night, looking for garbage, puppies, and slow children to eat. Yesterday, a coyote ran up on my dogs so I beaned it with a bag of their poop. Wolf urine isn’t 100% effective as a coyote deterrent but it works better than Morgan’s shampoo. Plus it’s an aphrodisiac.
Apr 3, 2023
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I discovered this stuff in Morgan Krantz’s medicine cabinet while we were writing the screenplay for Body High. It has SPF. Ladies go crazy for Morgan, so I used some to shine my old shoe face. Then I peed in Morgan’s shampoo. Take that pretty boy.
Apr 3, 2023