Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein is the guitar player for the Misfits. He joined the band when he was like 16, is now pushing 60 and has worn corpse paint the entire time. His physique is that of an action figure and he is an outspoken vegan. I really like his instagram, which is an odd combination of cute animal photos accompanied by captions like āHAVVA GOOD CATURDAYā, pictures of his workout equipment and vegan food. He started selling his own protein powder, called āDeath By Chawklitā claiming it was the best tasting vegan chocolate protein powder he had ever had. So I bought some and, it turns out, it is actually superior stuff. It isnāt excessively sweet and is not dry or chalky at all. The packaging is extreme and my wife prefers that it not be on display when we have company.