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Men in Nyc come in many variations they can be Hot, rich, or hung but never all 3 at once. I recommend Taking some time to travel Europe and find a real man with viking/ gladiator genetics to fall in love with and then import them to the states. Once you get past the fact that they’re uncut you can really enjoy yourself with someone who for once in your life isn’t a sloped shouldered prick.
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The best $25 I spend every month. Literally pays for itself if you see one movie
plus if I see a bad movie I don’t feel like I wasted money
Jan 30, 2024
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or maybe Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.
I saw hella movies in theaters last year on the AMC stubs membership but it was CGI monkeys carrying heavy emotions ftw
Apr 10, 2025
I recently watched The Monkey for free at Chicago's Music Box Theatre — and even stuck around for Perkin's Q&A session. I have to say, it was the best movie-going experience I've ever had. An organist played the score with diabolical cymbals in the background — come on! And the movie was hilarious and equal parts gory!
Feb 11, 2025
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I keep re-purchasing this perfume (the pink one). It’s really femme and cunt. It smells bight and fruity. The Korean girls at my old boarding school used to wear it all the time and I always loved their vibe; they were rich, pretty, and had the best plastic surgery. Boys love it because it smells girly and innocent. It’s really important to smell good so people will respect you.
Nov 22, 2022
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I’ve been getting botox from the time I was 21 and while it’s helped, my new favorite anti aging treatment is radio frequency. It uses radio waves to stimulate collagen under the surface of the skin to tighten and lift. I’ve seen real results and I finally bought a machine on amazon that I use at home, at the med spa it can run you anywhere from $400 to $1200 per treatment. I suggest getting the same machine I have from Amazon.
Nov 22, 2022
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If you want to look cool and impressive learn to roll the perfect joint. Men think this really sexy and women like it too. It’s a really important skill. It’s always so annoying when you’re with someone who doesn’t roll a good joint. Don’t be a fucking loser roll a joint the proper way and maybe it will help you get laid.
Nov 22, 2022