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YOUTH IS WHAT WE AIM FOR, isn’t it? At least it’s what all the products in my medicine cabinet tell me they’ll help me with. While I can’t get the days of being so underage that my body doesn’t even process hangovers (I am not condoning teenage drinking), I can totally pretend I am a high schooler with the metabolism of an athlete. The key? The Hydroflask. Nothing screams, I’M 14 YEARS OLD AND FROM ARIZONA (neither one of these are true for me) like a steel water bottle that BANGS and GONGS against every surface. I ought to add, it is particularly good at keeping your beverages the same exact temperature at which they entered the vessel, but that’s just a bonus honestly.
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notice how i said HYDROFLASK and not WATER BOTTLE. this is because it is important to me that you all know that i use a hydroflask. i bring it everywhere i go. i’ve had mine for six years (yikes) and it works almost perfectly. the straw sounds like a jet engine, but the water inside stays cold. that’s the one thing i need it to do, so… yeah. that’s my shayla.
Mar 25, 2025
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I know it’s a fad, but I, like many people got addicted to my hydro flask because it’s like a small R2-D2 type droid that reminds you to drink water all day. I was inseparable from mine for the last tour. The sippy lid is an absolute must or else you will spill water all over yourself and your keyboard.
Nov 14, 2023
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It keeps my water way colder than I thought it’d would. It’s also 40oz so I can hold large amounts of cold water. Big fan.
Feb 2, 2024
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can't talk babe, new PI website just dropped
Nov 2, 2023
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Here ye, here ye, we at the Drunken Canal have figured out the ultimate formula to a Super Sunday. It’s like the Superbowl Sunday, but better, because there’s no football it’s tennis, and instead of beer and chicken wings, it’s wine and a shrimp cocktail! Grab your friend, grab your racket, and enjoy the summertime sun!
Mar 18, 2021
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I have gone through four tubes, a package change and even an entire formula revamp of this thing and I still swear by it. It’s the perfect shade of brownish-red, it’s shiny, and it moisturizes your lips. It’s not perfect for wearing masks, but it’s oh so great for leaving kiss marks everywhere you go.
Mar 18, 2021