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I had an astrologer tell me that I have some placement in my chart that indicates the âeternal teenagerâ and thatâs probably why I have a job where I read about bands and listen to music all day and also why I dress the way I do. I think see-thru pants, like my favorite lace petal pushers from Rosette, are sexy but in a more subtle and cool way befitting of a 41 year old teenage woman. Especially if you prefer wearing t-shirts most of the time, adding some see-thru pants to the mix just elevates the whole situation.
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i notice my bottom layer mobility mostly at work (server) or at the bar (dancer). i recently wore this mid length pleated skirt both to work and The Buckingham, made possible by the baby tee i had shoved in my purse, and i felt limitless. i wear skirts to work but usually theyâre kind of tight and short so i have to wear shorts but i was full panty mode and could still do a deep lunge in these and iâve never felt more alive i coukdnt shut up about it and all my dance moves involved a lot of kicking!
Mar 4, 2024
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Keep the crop tops year round
Jan 22, 2024
Alright boys & girls & all people, we have entered that small window in the northeast where you want to wear a long sleeve t-shirt or jacket or hoodie, but you also want to wear shorts. As the (unofficial) sovereign & all-knowing harbinger of getting cute little fits off for pi.fyiâ˘ď¸ (working title btw) I am approving all outfits that make this combo work for the foreseeable future. It doesnât even have to look good because it just feels good.
Ladies, letâs keep it classy please. Remember: modest is hottest, or something.
Boys, weâre in the 3â inseam category rn. You need to look like youâre about to run a sub-5 minute mile. You need to look like a few misteps might cause a peep show. Iâm talking 75% of thighs are out on display.
You might read this and go âWow Mariano that seems very misogynistic of youâ â false, itâs reverse psychology. Keeping the creepy male gaze off of the ladies and instead giving them something to look at, like how we all have been gawking at Paul Mescalâs tiny shorts + shredded thighs combo. Donât ever say Iâm not a feminist.
(Hey this is like HEAVILY laced with sarcasm which Iâm sure 80% of you will read and understand but the 20% that wonâtâŚplease itâs a joke please laugh )
Aug 22, 2024
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I got into weight lifting for the same reason I get into most things, which is pure unbridled vanity. I read or heard somewhere in my many biohacker information channels that weight lifting is the most anti-aging form of exercise, especially for women, and so I was like on my way! I wasnât about to pay some community college bro $100 an hour at my LA Fitness to train me though so I just googled âweight lifting classes near meâ and because I live a charmed and bless life I found the fucking coolest independent gym like a mile from my house and have been going there for almost a year. Vanity aside, it just makes you feel so good all the time. I love watching myself get stronger and I love the feeling after you lift something really heavy you thought you could never have lifted and I love all the neighborhood friends Iâve made there, including former PI subject and possibly coolest girl alive Petra Cortright. (Honestly a large part of my social life takes place there?) Anyway everyone over 30 should lift weights, preserve your waning muscle mass and build up your self-esteem babe.
Oct 20, 2023
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If you can do this, every day is filled with moments that fill you with joy and wonder. This already happened to me like eight times today, starting with my perfect smoothie (other moments included seeing a squirrel, walking past these cool flowers that look like fried eggs, and smelling the new perfume samples I ordered). Itâs pretty easy, just go stand outside and look at something beautiful. There are gorgeous things everywhere. If youâre having trouble connecting with this, which I do sometimes because Iâm not a lobotomized freak and also because life can truly beat you down, just take like 1-2 grams of mushrooms like two hours before sunset and then go on a super long walk with great music in your headphones and I promise youâll remember how fucking cool it is just to get to be alive.
Oct 20, 2023
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At this point 70% of my personality is raw milk - procuring it, drinking it, taking photos of it with pithy little captions like ânight cap!â, talking about it to other people against their will, like on dates or to like trapped baristas at Starbucks. As someone of formerly lactose intolerant experience, I am not exaggerating when I say raw milk has VITALLY improved my existence. Besides the fact that it has something like 70% more available vitamins in it than pasteurized milk (I keep an infographic of this on my phone because Iâm a girl and canât be expected to remember numbers and science) it has all its natural enzymes for digestion which means not only can I party on as much raw milk and cheese as I want, the enzymes in those also digest regular bootleg ass milk, cheese, ice cream etc. I love you so much raw milk!!!
Oct 20, 2023