Put Twilight down, weāre all adults here. True Blood has something for everyone: fairies, witches, werewolves, lesbian vampires, gay vampires, actually no straight vampires at all, orgies, christians, drugs, shifters, and Nelsan fucking Ellis. I made the grave mistake of forgetting how good this show was. Plus thereās no better opening credits theme song in HBO history (sorry Succession).Sookie deserved the true death. Tara deserved an EMMY. Jason deserved me.