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it’s like a silent retreat / rehab center where you put on your fur boots and grey paul frank sweatpants (low slung on the hips) then hit the local tj maxx adjacent stores with a venti starbucks in hand.
Nov 27, 2023
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to the neighborhood Ethiopian bar. Because I want to be comfy on a foggy Friday night!
Jan 27, 2024
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Thicc as shakes Nicholas K forest green Dune-esque hoodie with integrated Bedouin-looking scarf to make the Unabomber's stylist proud coupled with their spring grass green convertible sweatpants with legs that unzip to shorts and showcase my deliciously hairy, short chicken legs.
1970's retro aka contemporary power-gay Company of We charcoal grey shimmer pants with black poly f'in French Connection metrosexual polo I've rocked since you were dropping logs in your baby ass baskets and Versace electric blue blazer doin' a PSA that this mf sippin' a Vesper alone at the bar got no life but to spit real shit and gnarly truf's to a secretly self-indulgent, hyper-emotional thus avoidant online forum from the aught nots.
Oh, and my Uniqlo crap 👌🏼
May 11, 2024
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It’s like microdosing on sluttiness when u are too scared to put yourself out there yes ❤️🙌🏼
Ootd: track suit pants From juicy, tube top from urban outfitters
May 3, 2024
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enhances cognitive function by 200% and a glorious palette cleanser to take on your workday. symphony no.7 in A major, op 92: II. allegretto an absolute banger. avoid contemporary music in the morning. chants or hymns also induce a lovely trance but i would reserve that for days of rest.
Nov 29, 2023
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like eurotrash except hotter and more based. involves being an unbothered loser in europe. also the name of a cute dansewear brand.
Dec 1, 2023
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made me go “holy sh—t” upon first sip. contemplating if it should replace water for me entirely bc i don’t believe in lugging around an ugly Stanley jug of h2o all day like some schmuck. 2 cans of this a day should be plenty for peak hydration. tastes as good as evil brand Harmless without the upsetting price.
Dec 9, 2023