Flip-flops are the superior footwear. My soul slowly necrotizes anytime I have to put on socks and closed-toe shoes. Unfortunately, I developed Plantar fasciitis this year and my podiatrist said I needed to lose my preferred flops—Chang Dao natural rubber flip-flops. I started looking through the usual suspects of recovery sandals from athletic shoe companies. Hideous. And too many slides and not enough thongs. I hate slides. But I did break down and buy some foam Birk slides as house slippers. They are very comfortable. I would not be caught dead outside with them. A month later, I was delighted to discover that Birkenstock released honest to goodness flip-flops. My feelings quickly soured once I saw them. Also hideous. I don't know why I expected different. There hasn't been a visually acceptable Birk to date. I turned to my last resort: Reddit. And was directed to an uninspiringly named brand called Archies. Their flops weren't an assault on the eyes so I ordered a pair keeping my expectations low. After a month with them, they're winners. Archies aren't playing around. It's like they just glued a thong on an orthopedic insert. They're light, stick to your feet like glue, and look fucking normal. They've been a god-send after running my half marathon. Recommended.