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I got fired from my job because they told me that I needed to stop wearing my tuxedo it was making everyone nervous.
My girlfriend left me because I couldn't sexually perform through my tuxedo.
No one wants to talk to me. No one wants to look at me. No one wants to acknowledge I exist because if they do they have to talk to me about my filthy tuxedo (I've worn it for so long now and I've never taken it off. Looking back probably a factor in everything I've written about here.)
It doesn't matter it. It doesn't matter. I love my tuxedo.
Dec 23, 2023
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My furniture loves my outfit. That's all the external validation I need.
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I work an office job, and the dress code is "Business Casual." I like to put a tie on, maybe a sport coat, some nice slacks, dressy shoes, etc. It does a couple of things for me:
1. Wearing a tie makes me feel like I'm actually at a place where I should be presenting myself well, and in a workplace scenario, it makes me feel like I'm working.
2. It's countercultural. I am 25 years old, so business casual has been de rigueur since before I was born. Dressing up that 10% more is, at this point, a countercultural choice. Be a little rebel in your cute little outfit.
3. I look and feel good as hell.
Obviously this won't work for everyone. If you work with your hands, a tie has never been a practical choice. Additionally, if you have to wear a uniform, I'm very sorry for this horrible dehumanization.
Apr 19, 2024
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Just met Woody Allen IRL and saved his life. There was a big scary spider about to bite into him. Luckily I was there to stop anything bad from happening. The spider was huge. Almost as big as the spider from the lord of the rings movies or other movies about big spiders. Soon-Yi was also there. She says hello and that she was moved by my act of selfless bravery.
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