Crash Davis: This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
These quotes are some of the best ever written. Im not even a sporty guy and i have only watched this twice in my life but no sport movie will ever reflect the same on me. And i like how susan sarandon is just as important if not even more vital to the movie than kevin costner and tim robbins. Their dynamic and the structure of the movie is such a good ride and is so incredibly funny. I recommend this to everyone I know