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once at summer camp one of the counselors told me the starburst wrappers were edible so i started eating starburst without taking the wrapper off and it wasn’t unpleasant it was a nice change of texture tbh and i did it for years after and only then did i google if they were edible or not and they were not and i’d just been eating paper all these years. i was 15 when i learned this. still eat em w the wrapper sometimes tho.
Jan 6, 2024
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i found a jolly rancher lollipop in my bag after class and it was a delicious treat for my walk home
Feb 6, 2024
need to go to costco and stock up. it’s been too long.… Feeling the inside of my mouth and realizing I might have scars from suckin on the wrappers (and gogurts)
also btw: purple, pink, blue, orange, red, green
Mar 6, 2024
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I think most of the people here are American so this is probably a basic rec but I had these for the first time today and: what the fuckkkk they are so tangyyyyy I actually got a shock but I ate the whole bag! I love them
Dec 2, 2024
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every ig update reminds me of how far i am from the life i was promised. i was supposed to be working at buzzfeed making six figures writing listicles wearing those studded steve madden pumps and posting only squares with the rio dijanero filter.
every ig update is like a new gunshot to my already bleeding body. they’re useless and unwanted. idgaf about turning my feed to rectangles. show me who unfollowed me. next update is gonna be a tab with two buttons: one sucks your dick and the other shoots you in the face except you don’t know which one is which. honestly i’d rather have that instead of the rectangles. Modernity I Rebuke You.
Jan 17, 2025
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i feel like an 80s mobster. or a 19th century bachelor with an unfortunate attraction to bohemia. someone who would’ve been called a rake in those days bc i was dancing with married women and gambling and learning french instead of carrying on the bloodline or courting duchesses.
Feb 9, 2024
i fell up the escalator at the union square station and ended up with this bruise on my thigh that quite literally spells out HI. if it is who i hope it is then thats cool. if its not then thats also ok too because this is the coolest shit ever. i feel like that guy in glee when he found the grilled cheesus. here’s the bruise with the photo edited for clarity i promise im not unwell just turn up your brightness. let me think about the dead people i know whose birthdays could be coming up.
Feb 6, 2024