If you’re in Orlando, skip Disney World, go to Gatorland. Redefined what I thought a theme park could be and is the truest Florida experience. A mix between nature preserve and a redneck wonderland, you can immediately buy Budwiser in an aluminum bottle then see literally hundreds of gators living their best lives. You can also pay to feed the gators. Or watch a man with a pony tail jump on one’s back and hold their jaws closed with one hand while explaining their defense mechanisms. It cost $35 and everything here is real af.