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*I heard you fucked your girl, is it true? (more of a follow up question. placed here to conserve characters)
Jan 16, 2024
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New follower? OOP! Does that men we're getting married?
You re-rec'd me? You want me so bad let's make out.
The baddies wanna be mutuals? What if I cum about it? Much to consider...
PI.FYI dating-app mode when???
Oct 15, 2024
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being silly goofy is fun :)
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i am’t”
-“what’s your type?”
“anyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music video”
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-“i’m gonna lock in!” *immediately goes on instagram*
-“this is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-“
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called ‘pumpkin’ by a black woman 🥺
-“i know a lot about sex-“
“i know it’s not from personal experience”
“hey-“
-“i’m seeing someone!”
“as in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?”
“yes!”
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-“im flirting with you.”
“why-“
May 22, 2025
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do my friends really like me? Is he really hot or just buff with tattoos and a mustache, did I lock the doors? But like really did I lock the doors behind me now I need to go home and check now.
Nov 8, 2023
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Jan 5, 2024
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Just met Woody Allen IRL and saved his life. There was a big scary spider about to bite into him. Luckily I was there to stop anything bad from happening. The spider was huge. Almost as big as the spider from the lord of the rings movies or other movies about big spiders. Soon-Yi was also there. She says hello and that she was moved by my act of selfless bravery.
Dec 27, 2023