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before you run to vacancy project for your swanky lil $250 gender-neutral ‘do, please remember that people die all the time and you will occasionally be obligated and/or compelled to attend their funerals (or nondenominational remembrance ceremonies or what have you).
i have attended two funerals with a mullet-adjacent hairstyle and felt like a massive chode at both. for the second one, i attempted a skimpy ponytail and offered my condolences to the deceased’s family looking like fucking George Washington. it’s like hey I know your nephew just died but here’s a visual reminder that i listened to one le tigre song in 2014 and it ruined my entire personality forever
honestly, before any trendy body modification, we should all be asking ourselves: 1. do I mind teenagers laughing at me on the bus? and 2. can I attend a funeral with this?
Jan 19, 2024
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should i make some victorian era memoriam jewelry out of it to leave my loved ones in a few decades y/n
Mar 28, 2025
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there are so many horrible haircuts for men I think we should be scared every time we enter the salon. That fear keeps me on my toes, makes sure I get a good trim, and don’t get one too often. The fear motivates me.
In Idaho I got a skin fade on accident and I also got broken up with and it was a very bad 2 week turn for me.
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millennials had one thing right & that thing was american spirit blues. the perfect cigarette. takes 10,000 hours to smoke and gives you the zoomies while simultaneously making you want to throw up + shit your pants. extremely problematic logo that we’ve all chosen to spare in the culture wars due to otherwise consistent brand excellence. official sponsor of The Indie Sleeze Revival (if that’s still a thing)
Jan 18, 2024