For me
I really like corn
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter,
everything changed!
Feeling waves of euphoria flush your body in anticipation of asking a tiny but necessary question of the teller while you wait behind four or five other people in line at the bank