Playing Axel F’s “Crazy Frog” in delicate moments is a power move that should not be taken lightly.
Places to consider:
-a packed elevator
-liquor store checkout line
-dentist’s office waiting room
-funeral processions, generally
-at the nail salon
-during zoom therapy
when ur friend is playing some niche rhythms on the aux - hop on that spotify jam and queue Yes by LMFAO 8 times in a row without being caught. perfect for long car rides. some other good song options - Rock Lobster by B-52’s, The Fellowship of the Ring audio book narrated by Andy Serkis, and anything Gracie Abrams
No reading feels better than reading done in avoidance.
Reading that happens in desperate spurts
fueled by the reality of obligations
that hinge on closed pages.
Reading to spite your boss
is richer than
reading that happens
when you should be asleep.
That game sucks and people get so sweaty over it.
Why can’t we just enjoy each others company, drink a little wine, and listen to a good album?
Colonialism the Game is not where it’s at.
-entries r quick
-do, eat, buy, forget
-form over function
- *redacted*
-film you’ll never watch
-vague question
-zyrtec, eye drops, sunscreen
-accidental poetry happens in every list you make