because everyone who enters eventually gets tangled and i’m warmed by their hesitancy to escape. you can do a lot with yarn, arm yourself with acrylic sport weight or a cotton blend, collect needles and hooks and you’re everyone’s friend. of course i’ll make you a hat!
DO NOT LET YOURSELF BUY THAT YARN. you will go into a spiral of buying more and more yarn. every single time you will convince yourself that it looks cool and that you’ll use it and then you end up with a huge collection of yarn.… but also yarn is very cool so do what you want with this rec ;)
because listen, hear me out… one in the car one by your bed one at your desk one in your bag!!! i don’t have time for anything, let alone moving balm from place to place. i never have it when i need it, four lip balms at any given time are a must!
get to know the technology of your parents, discover what treasure people can pull from the boxes in their attic or the corner of their garage, something like a bag made to carry eight cassette tapes (!!!) or the very same word processor you learned how to type on. planned obsolescence be damned!!!! let your home be infested by e-waste bugs, they move slow and creak binary into your ears at night but they all die eventually.
i need a tape recorder in my back pocket. a cassette accustomed to my voice i’ll be quick on the draw and won’t have to worry anymore about my thoughts clumping together and becoming so heavy that they sink into oblivion
