It would probably be cool to be a well-loved cat or dog. Have a nice human that brings you healthy meals, let’s you sleep in their bed, plays with you, happy to see you, don’t have to pay rent, or work, or hunt, doesn’t yell at you.
For like 3 years now I’ve been keeping dill, parsley and cilantro in jars in the fridge in water and it’s one of the best additions to my life and cooking. just levels up the food to put a little green pizazz on it
My wife and I keep around the house these balls of surprise minis and when either of us are sad we’ll open a ball and it really is so delightful and instantly lifts the spirits. Look!!! Mini subway soda!!