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perfume that smells bad
any girl can smell good... it takes a special girl to smell weird and bad. i've been wearing lust by lush a lot recently which actually smells good on a lot of people but because of something in my inimitable god-given body chemistry just makes me smell like rotten flowers and pussy
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@rayne-fisher-quann
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Jan 26, 2024
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@appledanish
I wear Karma because I’m too pussy to smell like pussy! It makes me smell like the cleanest hippie at the hostel
Jan 26, 2024
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@whineinchnails
Their olive branch one is bad/good too!
Jan 26, 2024
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@mouse
Lust is my go to as well, forever staining all of my clothes with dots and smears of red. (why does it do that?)
Jan 26, 2024
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@naomypedroza
as they rung me up, the workers at scent bar said my perfume is "chemical warfare" ❤️
Jan 26, 2024
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@33phi
i’ve been working in a lab where someone’s using the ovens to dry out broccoli and idk if im delusional but it kinda compliments my citrus tea perfume
Jan 26, 2024
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@astrologyjew
Have u tried the cum one lmao
Jan 26, 2024
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@emibee
All the fragrantica reviews on Lust r like DIRTY WET SEX BOMB SLUT SLUTZO YOURE A WHORE but iv been wearing her for years as a cozy bedtime scent so either I have the skin chemistry of a nun or this is tame
Jan 26, 2024
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@luckystar
This perfume I got my mom smells like pussy and I didn’t know until I gave it to her
Jan 26, 2024
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@peenit
I’ll trade u my bottle of Lord of Misrule which on me smells like Christmas, piss and rotting fruit
Jan 26, 2024

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