⭐
I still can't tell if the CEO's obsession with The Fountainhead is cosmically ironic or not
Jan 26, 2024
Related Recs
somebody from pennsylvania loves slipping into their zone and bought this shirt at a turnpike restop
Pretty much this is a fundraiser so i can indulge in the pleasure of liquoring up a couple of my buddies while doing Ciroc boyz. But these are drawn cool way and have cool custom tag with decorative stitching and i’m still throwing experimental bonus hats in with purchase for i don’t know how long probably just a couple more.
but seriously trust me u don’t want to be on the receiving end of this, imagine.. first sight, oh boy oh boy.. stressed, what the hell is going up? unanticipated responsibility, surely something bad will happen if allowed this individual enters their zone, and having partially read the shirt now stand morally complicit in abetting some nonspecific arbitrary dogmatic threat of the uncertain and for every second curiosity abstains.. crash, a second wave, preemptive failure,they were already in their zone, its Pennsylvania, your at least 40 miles away from the nearest state border, and before you stands the self declared inhabitor of their zone, probably visibly malnourished morbidly strapped for wit, unabashedly picking their nose, however the least unsouled, as if to sense they possessed the power to end worlds, or drop 40 on your head playing rec ball, scoring at will, and most unsettling, epochal detriment to the neurological systems, by hands, his hand in hand, beheld by fate, commands the pinch, so unnerved, your visceral recoil, renews your bid to die, by service of dysmorphic gamer hands, hanging lankily by each side of the deliriously elated chap wearing the much cooler and swag shirt that has initiated the 10 second countdown of perhaps the first fashion induced heart attack we may now potentially need to hire a lawyer about.
Jan 27, 2024
it might not seem like the most "integrity" forward thing to come back on here to hock my new, semi-ironic, semi-deadly serious tee shirt brand (the world needs another!) but I promise...it lowkey is! This year has been a doozy, dear followers (hence my absence from this wonderful site) and when driven to the brink like I have and continue to be, nothing feels better than designing and selling your own merch for a good cause. I genuinely believe the people need to hear the good word of speaking, thinking and acting with integrity but also all of the proceed go to this awesome organization I found that's working tirelessly in Appalachia to stop harmful mining practices. A niche but extremely impactful cause! So cool.....
Anyway, you all are the first to see this merch drop so please, purchase if you desire. It's all still in beta but I hope eventually the gospel of Integrity Prevailing makes it to each corner of this great nation (standard shipping only 4.75!)
Mwah Mwah,
Emma
Oct 16, 2024
Feb 25, 2025
Top Recs from @upennalumnifund
⭐
You’re chosen. You’re going to get the job. The dentist is going to be good to you. Your test results will be fine. She is the spirit animal of this office; has taken you into her warm embrace. All is right and the system smiles upon you.
Feb 3, 2024
I watched it as a kid and thought it was a porno because of the first 10 minutes; it's just a french film
Jan 26, 2024
🧉
drink it out of the bottle + direct chomp of a chocolate bar
Jan 26, 2024