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Look can be milfs, dilfs, whatever, I’m not picky
All I ask is that we play characters with the following dynamic: they help me learn my new magical powers that I’ll use to save our kingdom; they‘re the weary con artist that teaches me how to survive the seedy crime underworld I’m investigating as a young but scrappy PI (private investigator not perfectly imperfector); they‘re a writer, director, filmmaker, etc. who‘s blocked artistically and I am the muse that re-inspires them (eventually realizing I don’t need them and can make my own work); etc.
I don’t believe this is asking too much!
just aspiring to be the talia Ryder to someone’s Sean price Williams, the ivy wolk to Sean baker (why are they all named Sean), the Greta to noah baumbach (ok not all named Sean but mostly)
Jan 26, 2024
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I don’t know if he’s well known at this point, but he came to mind when I looked at your profile.
Sean Penn as Spiccoli in Fast Times would be easy and fun.
Someone else needs to chime in with some contemporary ideas!
Mar 15, 2025
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Cast me tho
Jan 9, 2024
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I think Amazon Studios really fumbled the bag when they made the new Lord of the rings spin off. If I had that type of money, I wouldn't blow it all in special effects! Instead, I would hire every single Hollywood star in Hollywood. I'm talking Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, Zendaya, Oprah, Tom Holland, Hank Schrader, Walter White, Frodo. I would also hire Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, (they would be like in Sherlock)!, I also think that they should've hired Robert Downey Jr., maybe the entire MCU! Basically, they should've hired Christian Bale, Reese Witherspoon, Renée Zellweger, and also they should've hired Johnny Depp. And Lily Rose Depp. And Timothée Chalamet. Awkward!
I think that there are a lot of Hollywood stars that they could've hired. I'm saying they hire every single star in Hollywood, Uma Thurman. Sir Anthony Hopkins, as GANDOLF! And they should've had more characters in the movie. Like could you imagine if they had GOLLUM's brother but he also turned into a GOLLUM? Like not SMEAGOL, but DEOGOL. And there's another GOLLUM torture scene, but this time both the GOLLUMS get tortured at the same time. Hahaha
I'm talking RICHARD GERE. I'm talking GENE HACKMAN reprising his role as the BALLRUG. Rip Torn as TOM BOMBADIL. Steven Seagal as ARAGORN.
Jeff Goldblum as Legolas. What I'm saying is you hire every single Hollywood star in one movie. This is what I would do if I had a cool crisp 1 billion dollar bill!
Name a Hollywood star, I can easily think of a role for them to fail in the movie. It would be a 500 hour long movie, I guess that's just what you call a TV show these days lol.
You could even make up new characters to fit into the Lord of the Rings. I thought of a character called the Stinkfucker! He's disgusting, and I think it would be a sort of director's cameo (I would co-direct the film with Peter Jackson [I would play the Stinkfucker])
May 21, 2024
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Every time I enter into some kind of emotional spiral (good or bad, lol!) I make one of these. Or when I want to organize my thoughts around a creative project, or just for ~funsies~ (🤮)
I love collaging but I don’t always have the resources or energy to make a physical one and once you get the hang of it, this is a super easy way to do it!!
Feb 28, 2024
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What’s That? Oh, we both love steely dan and hate cyclists that wear the little outfits ? (Not bc we hate the fit- we do, we just hate that they give you a dirty look when they roll through a stop sign and it‘s your turn to drive more)
it starts with you liking one of my recs (obviously), then, feeling generous, I like one of yours that’s either a micro-complaint or link to a specific, hard-to-find performance of an ethereal 70s jazz singer.
We follow each other back and… the rest is history as they say…
And by history I mean we dm on Instagram nightly until eventually we meet people that live on our own coasts and our flirtation becomes merely a memory
But a beautiful one at that
Jan 26, 2024
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DON’T WANNA GROW UP I WANNA GET OUT HEY TAKE ME AWAY
Mar 9, 2024