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fun and silly mathematical and creative anecdotes love this dude cool ass guy
like yyyyaaaa well yess all these patterns in thee world are so fantastic yes indeed
Jan 27, 2024
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Jan 29, 2024
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as the old guy Kurt Vonnegut says:
"I go down the steps and my wife calls, “Where are you going?” “Well,” I say, “I’m going to buy an envelope.” And she says, “You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.” And I say, “Hush.”
So I go to this newsstand across the street where they sell magazines and lottery tickets and stationery. I have to get in line because there are people buying candy and all that sort of thing, and I talk to them. The woman behind the counter has a jewel between her eyes, and when it’s my turn, I ask her if there have been any big winners lately.
I get my envelope and seal it up and go to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of Forty-seventh Street and Second Avenue, where I’m secretly in love with the woman behind the counter. I keep absolutely poker-faced; I never let her know how I feel about her. One time I had my pocket picked in there and got to meet a cop and tell him about it.
Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front of the post office, and I go home.
And I’ve had a hell of a good time. I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different.”
Jan 8, 2025
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if you’re a silly goon that likes watching cartoons all the time but needs a screen break, but still in need of a laugh. you should pick up a book and read John Swartzwelder - he wrote 59 episodes of The Simpsons and is a 100% surreal and absurd…
Oct 29, 2023
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me and friends found baby Wandering around our college campus (studious girl….🤭) with no mother duckling or body of water or nest anywhere in sight , still have no idea how or where ducki spawning point was located.
We put him in a blanketed box under a security camera and asked campus security to keep an eye on him #surveillenceNation but not even an hour later I found one security guard chasing ducky around her car (he had escaped the box of course.((probably all that studying..)) He decided after awhile that he could fw me and my two gay friends specifically so we are having a sleepover with her before taking bb to the wildlife reserve tomorrow (parting will be no simple task..) ((I see an imprint in my future😩))
We have been calling her Baby or The Duck (she probably has her own name that we don’t know….)
I recommend building a relationship with a duckling.
i feel like mommy 💕
May 10, 2024
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Cause Fuck me if I'm not putting these tears to WORK !!!!
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