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If my heart yearns for you, I am going to like literally everything you post on your story because I have no shame. If you start liking mine back, we are dating now. I don’t make the rules.
This is the modern version of courting the unmarried sons and daughters of nobles, asking them to waltz with you and trying to win the approval of their father.
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@eliascastex
Jan 27, 2024
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@vickisigh
i get that mental hurdle (i still haven't forgiven the hunger games movies). if nothing else, the movies are very visually pleasing w/ good cinematography :)
Jan 27, 2024
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@eliascastex
vickisigh I havent, I held off from watching it because the casted actors looked wildly different from how I imagined the characters - but if it’s really good I’ll watch it!
Jan 27, 2024
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@vickisigh
have u seen anna karenina by joe wright? beautiful gowns, cunty men and such. his 2005 pride and prejudice is also, well, a classic dare i say and your description of courting reminded me of, well, it :)
Jan 27, 2024
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@eliascastex
vickisigh see I am stupid I literally thought that Jane Austen was a book
Jan 27, 2024
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@eliascastex
vickisigh I actually have not read it yet because I’m kind of stupid but my favorite novel is Anna Karenina 😎
Jan 27, 2024

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