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an old roommate found this seemingly relatively obscure grimy gay Canadian poetry book on the sidewalk in Montreal maybe 15 years ago. i wouldnāt go so far as to say itās particularly good but it has a certain charm to it and Iām glad I have it. I like to think that he lives with a partner and some cats in Victoria, BC now or something but like probably not..
ānyc
laundry day put a canadian dime
in th slot get three bags of soap
and fuck th machine for goodā
āvancouver
september
yur right
now i know
what its all
about
i feel yu
up my ass
like a hard shit
at first
really
not much room
in there
and all so hard
and yur mouth all over
my tongue fights back
down yur throat
up yur ass
[several more pages]ā
Jan 27, 2024
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Mr. Leonard Cohen
this doc from canada explores his days as a horny poet (pre-dates horny songsmith career)
but also leads me to ask, was leonard cohen the proto-fuckboy?
Jan 29, 2024
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The man was an actual poet
āAnd when I see her in the park
It barely merits a remark
How we stand the standard distance
Distant strangers stand apartā
but also so funny
āI met failure in Australia
I fell ill in Illinois
I nearly lost my genitalia
To an anthill in Des Moines
I was so far gone in Fargo
South Dakota got annoyed
Thatās the shit I'm talkinā 'bout
When I talk to you about
Ceaseless feasts of schadenfreudeā
May 27, 2024
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My friend Richard Turley turned me onto this book in April or so. Iāve been reading it in correlation to whatever the day is. Iām grounded enough in reality to know that next to This Legend, Iām a drop in the bucket. BUTā I am delusional enough to think that in diligently reading his diary, I am able to channel the spirit and the honor with which he lives and creates. My other main takeaways have been that he loves porn and big tits. (Nice.)
Dec 16, 2021
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