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Exonerate yourself from the responsibility of one more decision about what you ‘feel like’ and enjoy the lightness of being about nothing. That is, order the ‘everything’ bagel.
mmMmMm You get to have it all, if only in name!
Jan 28, 2024
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what gets me up in the morning is knowing that i’ll be eating a delicious bagel. specifically asiago with onion and chive shmear, toasted of course. but that one tweet that said your early 20s are for eating as many bagels as possible is so true. i’m fully taking advantage of the fact that im on a college meal plan and that my campus has a bagel place, and there is never a day that goes by where i don’t get a bagel. i believe it soothes the soul.
Mar 26, 2024
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I know, I know, you want toasted bagels, but you might as well ask for them to grate american cheese all over your spaghetti, it's blasphemous. get some other bread.
a good bagel is fresh and is not toasted. period. the outer shell will have this certain crispness to it that only lasts as long as it's fresh. you know those blisters you've seen on the crust? they capture air in such a way.... And then, the contrast between that and the incomprehensibly soft interior... it's nice enough to make a man weep, but I don't weep, do you?
if you walk into a bagel place with a toaster, consider leaving.
if they don't have a toaster, and you walk in, and it smells malty, and you can't possibly bring yourself to leave, that's the spot. Order an everything bagel with plain or scallion cream cheese, smoked salmon, red onion, and capers.
Murray's might be my favorite.
Mar 6, 2024
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as an everything bagel lover all the good good is on that top little fluffy piece…
Apr 23, 2024
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