when interacting with a creature or inanimate object, be sure to use the appropriate title. some suggestions:
– Ms, Mr, Mrs, or Mx (the classics)
– Sir or Madame (fancy or old things)
– Girl, bro, or man (annoyance)
and of course Dr if it has a PhD
There’s a lot to love about Certain Women, but Kristen Stewart using an unfurled napkin rollup to wipe off diner burger grease is the only part I actually ever talk about
