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REFERRING to someone as “that little fucker”

call them what they are

@ellamegastarm1dn7ght

Jan 24, 2024

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Telling people to ‘get fucked’

I’m not entirely sure why this is negative but that’s also why it’s so lovable

@lammxchop

Feb 4, 2024

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Swapping out "fuck" for "f/eff"

I like to entertain myself and one thing that has made me laugh is saying things like “sorry i am so effing late, I couldn’t find where the eff my keys were.” The nostalgia factor is so special and it just sounds a little silly. For extra laughs sometimes, I like to precede or follow with the disclaimer that “I am trying to curse less” because "curse" is a funny word too and the statement is blatently not true. 

@commonsentiments

Jan 22, 2024

Top Recs from @shea

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not knowing something

When someone asks you something you think you should know the answer to/feel ashamed that you don’t know, say “hmm I don’t know!” And then you learn something new! No shame needed, only learning and vibes. it’s embarrassing for them if they think you should be embarrassed!

@shea

Feb 14, 2024

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7 a.m walk

nothing feels more restoring than your first interaction of the morning, being with sun and birds and no screens. BIG REC BOYS!!!!!

@shea

Mar 4, 2024

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someone else cancelling before you do

there you are, feeling bad for cancelling, about to send the text. Then all of a sudden the heavens part and YOU get cancelled on. you live another day as the hero and get to sleep in.

@shea

Jan 26, 2024