If he’s dry, he’s a frog. If he ghosts, he’s a frog. If he’s #currentlychilling 🧳 he’s a frog. If he’s a hinge warrior, he’s a frog. If he’s making you plan the date, he’s a frog. But mostly…. If he’s not your prince, he’s a motherfucking frog. 🐸💯
Jan 30, 2024

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