If he’s dry, he’s a frog.
If he ghosts, he’s a frog.
If he’s #currentlychilling 🧳 he’s a frog.
If he’s a hinge warrior, he’s a frog.
If he’s making you plan the date, he’s a frog.
But mostly….
If he’s not your prince, he’s a motherfucking frog. 🐸💯
Yes, I tell this to my friends when they are madly ranting about their situationships but I also think that “he frog” can mean more than just men. Like, anything that isn’t deserving of YOUR(a beautiful swan’s) attention is frog. Am I making sense? You are all swan!