instead of outright insulting people, saying “ok, haircut”. works for basically anyone even if they don’t have a distinctive haircut, but especially men, and ESPECIALLY (canadians know what i mean) guys with “hockey mullets” (although if they’ve chosen that path i doubt drawing attention to it will do anything other than embolden them, so tread carefully). i have discovered that cis men are all, every one of them, insecure about their hair. use this knowledge for good or for evil, i clean my hands of you all
“They used a razor on your layers? That’s why it looks so stringy” etc. I know they are saying it to try to make you feel comforted that they’ll fix it… but come on! This is haircut has been on my head for the last six months, be nice!
