Related Recs

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referring to your crush as your husband/wife/spouse

not to their face just to ur friends but maybe to their face if ur feeling frisky. like the cute bartender at the italian place i’ve spoken to once? that’s my husband.

@princess

Aug 17, 2024

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meeting the man of my dreams

and then meeting his beautiful wife

@natmat

Jan 30, 2024

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HAL AND LOIS - MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

nothing can split them up 5 kids and they still keeping their marriage exciting. i want this kind of a relationship

@youngmaninlove

1d ago

Top Recs from @dr_jizz

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not using instagram

i can no longer cope with it and my life is better for it

@dr_jizz

Feb 3, 2024

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that new scalloped edge toilet paper

makes me feel like Marie Antoinette. big ups to those charmin bears who love shitting for making it possible

@dr_jizz

Feb 3, 2024

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I'm def biased because he was my grandpa but a forever classic.

@dr_jizz

Jan 31, 2024