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i love sharing jokes with strangers. most jokes people have known since they were kids - heard one they shouldn’t have from dad or maybe a good knock knock at school. jokes are a silly way to get to know someone. learn some jokes - here’s one: what’s the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Feb 2, 2024
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the cultural taboo against stealing jokes needs to be dismantled. a stolen joke is not stolen valor, it is simply a shared joy. if we're already sharing memes and tiktoks and snl bits, why not a regular joke?
Jun 17, 2024
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Obviously not in a disrespectful way but learn to laugh at the silly things you notice about yourself and the funny jokes you make.
Mar 11, 2025
I would stand on my toy slide platform like a stage and tell jokes to my parents and their friends because I wanted to be a standup comedian (they always encouraged me to express myself and as you can tell from this picture they also let me dress myself).
So this one was my favorite:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Feb 18, 2025
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brand yourself, make yourself exceedingly easy to google, become a known entity
Feb 2, 2024
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sometimes being flirted with is exactly what someone needs. flirting is charity, flirting is mercy
Feb 3, 2024
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I’ve actually made friends this way. I think people actually like it.
Feb 2, 2024