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count the phrases that are repeated by every customer

I worked at Lowe’s and when i was cleaning the stage kitchens the big ones were “do mine next” “you come with the kitchen right?” “you gotta go home and do the same thing?” It annoyed me at first, but eventually became so funny bc everyone said it so proudly like they were the first ones to say it. I did this at other jobs too and now I know what not to say as a customer

@gayally

Jan 3, 2025

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Not this

Saying “not this” when something doesn’t go right Also, echoing the earlier comment of saying “hEllO?“ to inanimate objects when they don’t do what I want them to

@miniwini

Mar 28, 2025

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Saying “that hasn‘t come across my desk“ when you haven‘t heard about something

It just brings a certain big business energy to the most mundane of things

@annieejhouse

Mar 25, 2025

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Putting all my eggs in one basket

It’s what my basket is for, if it breaks then I’ll just die it’s not that serious. I don’t even have that many eggs to begin with. I grew up in a single-egg-basket-household, who are these people with multiple egg baskets, do they walk among us?

@yelsew

Feb 3, 2024

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Halah - Mazzy star

On 🔁🔁🔁. Love this song. checking out this album & honestly mazzy star for the first time. I’m a bit late to the Mazz but you know when the best time to plant a tree is? Yesterday, you know when the second best time is? Right now.

@yelsew

Nov 6, 2024

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Opening acts

I feel like I’ve picked up so much good music by just instantly downloading an opening act’s album right after their set. Just saw Wishy at baby’s all right last night and they had a band called Plastic open up, tight band & tight name, I’m sold. I feel like too many people skip the opener and I get it it can get tiring but I already know I’m gonna like the headliner lemme get a nice little surprise. this has GOT to be my last music rec for a little bit…

@yelsew

Nov 21, 2024