Feb 5, 2024
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i think this is something exclusive to quick oil change places. i was at valvoline, but the brand doesnโt matter. the experience started negatively, after the mechanic wrongly accused me of pulling the wrong lever to pop the hood. so i banished him, and thus began feeling like a princess in my castle. the pistons started roaring and i began to float. the pneumatic wrenches were vibrating the car from every tire and it brought me out of body. how strange to feel the extremities of a machine that has become become an extension of yourself. i used my $15 coupon (jesus oil is $89? i gotta learn to do it on my own ๐คช), and rolled out while blowing kisses to everyone as they waved me on, including my giant inflated valvoline guard dog. my scarf billowed out the drivers side window (rear left window doesnโt roll down). i never get out of my car.
May 27, 2024
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i recently went to my gf's mom's bf's (my gf's step-bf? no...) guy at Midas. he ended up not being able to fix my car, but when i went to pick it up, he handed me the keys, and said "no charge." it basically took everything in me to not turn to the lady in the waiting room and condescendingly say "i was like you once." you gotta have a guy!
Jan 22, 2024
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Iโmweird and like when I get bad news from mechanics because it means I get to shop
Apr 19, 2024
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cus fuck em, that's why โจ
Feb 2, 2024
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i take this and raise when you loosen ur shoelaces after wearing them tight for too long and ur feets feel such release like a sausage being released from casing
idk man just try it n see
Feb 1, 2024
Feb 1, 2024
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I'm serious, I'm almost 30 and an artist and just realized the benefit of this. Put your phone on DND and put some music on that you don't have to focus on (I usually use the Undertale soundtrack). Makes it a lot easier to get stuff done.
Jan 30, 2024