…im not trying to get wet pant cuffs !!! having cool bottoms that hit the shoes perfectly, creating beautiful proportions in your fit has its downsides… but in the meantime, you can pretend like you are the guest of honour arriving at the ball with your long train and the skirt meeting the floor… embrace the pinching of the fabric between your index and thumb… stick your pinky out if you’re feeling extra regal… (i failed in keeping my pants dry… but i tried… and that counts for something, right?)
unfortunately i dont have a pic but these are the shortest shorts ive owned since i was like 15 and they dont make me feel like my thighs are being skinned
theres a waiter at this restaurant who fucks with us and even if he’s not our waiter he tells our waiter to give us free shots so we always get drunk. Big star tacos but. dont tell them i sent you this is my thing. you have to go enough to establish a rapport anyway. n tip good!
