place the wedge into your mouth...
place your teeth inbetween peel and flesh...
bite down to separate the edible and not-as-edible...
turn your smile into an orange peel-y one...
remove the now (mostly) clean peel from your now orange-flesh filled mouth...
clean up if necessary
listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. grab one big orange and you can enjoy it in three lovely ways. (low effort high reward) 1. eat the orange - peel the skin off and eat! delicious!
2. using the other half of the orange, dump it in a pot with water that submerges it and then boil with (optional) apple slices, dried dates and goji berries
3. remember the half orange you ate ??? save the skin, cut into strips and then air dry/bake it till dry. now you can eat it directly (smells good on your breath) or add hot water and brew it into tea live happily 🐈
instead of doing it under the influence we should start saying it casually on the daily on a random weekday afternoon… this is the way please believe me!
possibly one of the cooler and chic- er things i own… i love the look of it sooo much, it makes the cds in my collection a piece of art in itself, proudly displayed when it’s not spinning !
