I will most likely be the only one having a chuckle.. then the only one at the table (assuming we are out to dinner) but it’s okay because I’m going to eat their entree.
My faucet is moldy. My pipes are rusted. My cups are dirty. But you bet your fucking ASS I’m not buying bottled water. No siree not for me. A brita? Oh sorry I don’t remember becoming a millionaire.
