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never using a microwave

FUCK the radiation i'm going reheat my food on the STOVE like it's the fuckin 20TH CENTURY!!!!!!

@madchen

Feb 25, 2024

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imagining your mug exploding in the microwave when you’re warming up a drink

i’m always doing this

@riotgrrrl

Dec 6, 2024

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Standing up too quickly??

BAM!! I cast Temporary Access to the Inside of an ACTIVE MICROWAVE!!!!!

@goofyhag

Mar 9, 2025

Top Recs from @bento

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buy a bunch of yams and hide them in your friends house

sneak in. hide them wherever you can. in shirts, lampshades, pillows, pets, closets. deny.

@bento

Feb 9, 2024

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learn to yodel

dear god someone has to do it. and it certainly won’t be me. but this isn’t an art form i’m ready to let die.

@bento

Feb 8, 2024

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when someone asks for a glass of water, give them a glass of ice

they need to learn to be patient. good things in life take time.

@bento

Feb 9, 2024