wearing novelty t shirts… silly slogan hats… giving the people insane stuff to eavesdrop on… I hope I’m everyone’s barista crush but if I got hit on at work I’d stick my hand in the bean grinder
free coffee
get to feel like a scientist when u dial in
job security
kids think ur a wizard when you put a heart on a hot chocolate
captive audience for your music taste
I get to cosplay blue collar stolen valor and act as I’m getting ready for a day at the mill - meanwhile I’m mixing it with lavender creamer like the cutie I am
truly America’s pastime. I was reading in the park earlier and overheard a girl dishing about a breakup to her friend who was kinda implying she was in the wrong… and she was like “so did I lie? Yes. But I meant it at the time” and then explained to her friend how the NYT connections puzzles work. I only hope people are as thrilled when they listen in on my crazy ass. I love being nosy
really just stretching your whole body so intensely you ’re using muscles you didn’t even know you had and squeaking like a little mouse. wiggling like a worm on the sidewalk after it rains when you poke it with your shoe, but a little slower. maybe more snake than worm. but to each their own
