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Farting in public

@moochqueen

Mar 5, 2024

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being competitive

i was taking my morning constitutional in the office bathroom (handicap stall as always). believing i was alone i let one rip. answering my call was a response toot, loud but short. "okay" i thought. forehead vein popping i released an even louder and significantly longer fart. whatever nerd was two stalls over followed up with a meek retort. he decided to sneak another one out of turn,  pathetic effort to catch me off-guard. rookie move, he clearly doesnt know who the fuck i am. I decided to settle this, a world ender: low and vibrating though my bones finished by a crystal clear triumph somewhere between a trumpet and a goat screaming. heard him flush and leave in a hurry. soft ass bitch. now he knows. didnt even bother washing my hands as i left ✊

@dannygyoon

Mar 26, 2025

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fart

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If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don’t hesitate. Give in to it. There are plenty of lives and whole towns destroyed or about to be. We are not wise, and not very often kind. And much can never be redeemed. Still, life has some possibility left. Perhaps this is its way of fighting back, that sometimes something happens better than all the riches or power in the world. It could be anything, but very likely you notice it in the instant when love begins. Anyway, that’s often the case. Anyway, whatever it is, don’t be afraid of its plenty. Joy is not made to be a crumb. -her poem “Don’t Hesitate”

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Mar 8, 2024

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