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i was taking my morning constitutional in the office bathroom (handicap stall as always). believing i was alone i let one rip. answering my call was a response toot, loud but short. "okay" i thought. forehead vein popping i released an even louder and significantly longer fart. whatever nerd was two stalls over followed up with a meek retort. he decided to sneak another one out of turn, Β pathetic effort to catch me off-guard. rookie move, he clearly doesnt know who the fuck i am. I decided to settle this, a world ender: low and vibrating though my bones finished by a crystal clear triumph somewhere between a trumpet and a goat screaming. heard him flush and leave in a hurry. soft ass bitch. now he knows.
didnt even bother washing my hands as i left β
Mar 26, 2025
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your unnecessary questions have kept me from going to the bathroom and now im gonna fart in front of u as punishment
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and your fart is really loud and has reverb
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I went snorkeling for the first time today. The ocean is vast and I love and admire her for being awe inspiring. But like any big beautiful queen I was very intimidated by her. The first to jump in, I looked past our boat into the blue nothingness that sent abject fear and loneliness through my blood. Fighting against every primal urge i started swimming towards the raised coral reefs and was greeted by an explosion of colorful aliens. "this is space" i thought. Striped fish of every color, lil lobster guys and an octopus. weird! i was in love, i wish my eyes were like chameleons so i could look in every direction. this was better than sitting on the beach. this was better than sex. this was the greatest moment of my life.
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it was pretty cool 10/10 would do again. π
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Have you ever let a text sit for too long and then its so late.
and so late.
and so late.
You couldnt possibly text them back now.
You can! You should!
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